did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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