Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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