In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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