Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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