i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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