I want to make a zoo with you.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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