You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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