Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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