I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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