I think I just saw someone hide a body.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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