Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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