Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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