sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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