He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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