She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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