im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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