yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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