I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
