It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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