kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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