she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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