How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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