Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize