I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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