Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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