She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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