My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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