she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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