So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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