I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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