Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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