He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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