Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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