Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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