now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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