I love black thongs
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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