its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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