let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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