Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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