i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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