he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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