But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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