I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
smell my finger.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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