I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Blood and glitter go together right?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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