I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We left the knife in your bed.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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