yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
