i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
