I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i believe in u and ur pee
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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