there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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