My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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