People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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