So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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