We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
