btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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