In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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