I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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