he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
There are leaves in my underwear?
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