I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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